jam scam

jam scam

From jam |jam| + scam |skam|

When a scam, a dishonest scheme or fraud, is squeezed or packed tightly into a specified space at best slightly too small to contain it, as well as the attendant effects of said squeezing, packaging, etc.

A scam to the second or greater degree(s).

A Jam Scam is when several scammers collide at crossed purposes, or when the scammer gets scammed, or both.

"Mmmmm!, I jam scammed her ass!"

"I'm going to jam scam the lot of them; I'll hit them so hard they won't even know they've been jam scammed."

"I wuz f*&king jam scammed!" said the casino owner.

"Are you jam scamming me?" he pleadingly questioned the disappearing heels of the until quite recently celibate Go Go dancer, suddenly answering her boyfriend's call, even suddenlier (sic) leaving to meet him.

"Everywhere I look, it's a jam scam", said the Knight to the Bishop.

Getting f*&ked, royally.

by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007

white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag August 1, 2007

Royal Scam

A song by Steely Dan, and some kind of high treason against 'Everyman'.

Royal Scam is whatever Bush, Bliar, Obama, Camero, Opus Dei and every other imagined ruler of the world decides for all in their undemocratic minds.

by dogofman October 21, 2010

stein scam

To scam someone out of their money by pretending to be using your money for a good cause

I was hanging out with my BernieBro and he said he was gonna help a local charity with giving out food to the needy. I gave him $10 towards the cause only to watch him blow it on some McTendies. I got Stein Scammed!

by gotscammedbystein December 4, 2016

Exit scam

When someone that is very trusted decides they are quitting so they scam a massive amount of money. This is typically done on discord marketplace servers or marketplace forums.

Person1: did you hear that the owner of the marketplace discord server exit scammed 10 grand?
Person2: nah i didnt hear about that but i was about to have him middleman my $5k

by robloxguy1571 June 30, 2021

415 Scam

A scheme to get investors to pour money into an unproven idea that will burn through cash at an alarming rate and probably never produce any revenue. AKA, a San Francisco start-up.

Man, I can't believe so many people fell for that Pets.com 415 scam back in the day.

by hackworth May 19, 2012

Internet scam

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site

The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts

by Dubiks December 24, 2018