SAT

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

SAT

The test that asians are good at and you aren't cuz you aren't asian.

Asian: I just took the SAT and got a 1520.

Non-Asian: Giga-chad asian

by -meaningless- March 3, 2023

Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023

Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav

Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.

by Sceoig August 14, 2010

I'm sat

When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.

(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)

"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"

Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚

by Hollie maria June 1, 2024

sat the moment

1. Embracing the moment to the fullest possible extent.
2. The misspelled version of "atm" (at the moment) as "stm"

I'm usually a '3-minute passion' person, so I try to sat the moment as much as possible before I am no longer interested

by nuclearwinter January 28, 2015

SAT

Stop and Think. It is for situations where clarity is needed and you want the person you are talking to you before they make an important decision. It is a good word to use and if you use it you are trying to be very helpful and kind. There is absolutely no negativity or abuse in it. it is a helpful word which can also be used in a heated argument and can be helpful to diffuse something.

Its an import decison you are making today. SAT.
I am feeeling uncomfortable please SAT
Can I help you ? I can SAT about it.
why would U SAT ?
I Will SAT
SAT tomorrow
SAT Now
When to SAT

by ThinkWell June 6, 2022