sandy suicide special 

First both partners piss on eachother then fondle in the sand. After completely covered with sand, the guy goes down on the girls sandy vag, while at the same time he is taking a shit on her face

preferably done with a woman named sandy. Most commonly used phrase while experiencing a SSS (sandy suicide special) "feelin sandy yet sandy?"

sandy suicide special by miguel davide April 16, 2008

Sandy Vagina 

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

Sandy Vagina by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011

Sandy Koufax 

One of the few greatest baseball players who happen to be a Jew. A 3 times Cy Young award winner, 2 time pitching Triple Crown, 2 time World Series MVP(1963 and 1965) and was National League MVP in 1963.

Probably would have been a member of the 300 win club if his career haven't prematurely ended no thanks to the fact that his elbow got messed up.

Sandy Koufax by zimmm is gay August 16, 2004

sandy vagitosis 

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

sandy vagitosis by Tim K. April 27, 2006

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

sandy vaginitis by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

Sandy Vagina 

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"

I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.

Sandy Vagina by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

Sandy Snatch

A gentleman that is acting like, not only does he possess a vagina, but there is a lot of uncomfortable sand inside of it.

Someone who is behaving either cranky, whiny, or just really moody.

A good way to tell your male friends to stop acting like a little bitch.

"Craig is such a sandy snatch, you'd think he was the center of the universe or something."

"Dude, can you grow a pair and stop being such a sandy snatch?"

Sandy Snatch by kitten9mm September 6, 2009