Samitch

the best work to describe sandwich, being that sand, shouldn't be the prefix to a word describing food

i think I'm gonna have a samitch, maybe with some kiwi too!
a favorite of rachael and connor

by samitchlova September 9, 2010

Samish

Being a weird but awesome retard

I had such a samish moment earlier.

by SuperXstaR September 28, 2009

sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho

by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005

Sammich

Hillbilly slang for those who cannot speak correctly.

Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack

by Irishninja 01 April 17, 2011

sammich

The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.

An exhausted southern mother to her son:

Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.

N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.

by sahmad01 July 23, 2008

sammich

1. A sandwich that is extremely good.

2. What a Southerner calls a sandwich.

Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!

"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas

by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007

dirty samchez

the act of putting ones fist up a girls a hole and then taking it out and smearing the poo stained fist where her brazilian should be and then make a couple of eyes out off the poo.

I dirty samchez'd my dads grans great great grand daughter the other day, she didnt like it though.

by Stewzy June 1, 2011