Schmolloks

Schmolloks means when a man with small testicles get them castrated by a man called Schmol. Schmol is knows to make strange grunting noises during this process, some say he finds the experience quite pleasant

Schmol is said like = shh maul

Oh fuck my schmolloks

by SchmolShagger December 9, 2022

Schmodder

A fool…. an idiot… same may say “a cock”.

When you call someone a Schmodder, it means they’re useless pricks.

Jeffery just dropped a tray of tequila shooters…. We all called him a Schmodder!

by Hog hog December 29, 2022

sacmosphere

The atmospheric conditions around the scrotum.

“It’s so hot out today my sacmosphere is like a rain forest”

by Yodes July 28, 2023

Flaming Satchmo

After you turn a chick into Satchmo (see Satchmo). She blows the gas back out and lights it on fire!!!

After I turned Shawna into Satchmo, she turned the tables and pulled a Flaming Satchmo on me. Almost got my balls!

by Ken Melloy March 2, 2008

A Schmonk

a person who's against disscord and loves to use skype

This guy dosen't use disscord? hes such a schmonk.

by Zeckocx May 13, 2018

King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.

“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019

schmobb

it meas whatever you want it to mean. replace it with any word in a sentence to make it work. never ask what schmobb is

Do you want to schmobb after school?

We schmobbed three ttimes upside down from a tree last night.

by schmobb April 2, 2011