empty seats

Also known as Manchester City’s stadium

Man City’s stadium has lots of empty seats even on game day , money can’t buy fans .

by HO’H 😂❣️ March 30, 2020

Take 100 seats

To take 100 seats, means to SIT THE FUCK DOWN, and find a seat, when someone is out of place and dead wrong.

Girl: CAN YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN? WE'RE ON THE BUS AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT CRAP!

Boy: Hoe take 100 seats!

by MissBeReal July 15, 2011

seatscam

When you have to get up from your chair to do something, and someone steals your seat. You can save yourself from a seatscam if, before you leave, you call "no seatscams".

Ted tried to take Gary's seat, but unfortunately Gary had called "no seatscams", so he had to surrender the seat to its original owner.

by Krakko January 11, 2008

Shatsquash

shit in the womans vagina then after that immediately squash the shit into the vagina with your penis!

you just got shatsquashed, BITCH!

by Ejac Ulate May 8, 2009

skats

to run really fast, its usually associated with Track runners at Black Schools

T.J.- wow is that girl from Satellite skats?
Vanessa- what?
T.J.- ya know, is she fast?
Vanessa- Oh! fo sho, LaShawn is definetely skats.

by Vanessa M! April 5, 2008

Swagsters

A level up from hipster status.Swagsters always roll in pairs, never alone. Swagsters wear Toms, Hipster Glasses, Matching Superhero tshirts, have sweet dreads, love cupcakes and singing to adele and ghost patrol.

Person 1: Wow! Im so surprised Jonathan and lili are hipsters!

Person 2: dude! stfu! they aren't hipsters, they have swag! They Are swagsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: oh my bad, i'll go jump through a window now.

by Swagtasticmacdaddy November 14, 2011

snats

The beer known as natural ice, also known as natty's. But since it is so snaturally delicious, it is called snats! Snatties are cheap as heyll and they have a 5.9% alchohol content, which is way higher than all them other beers. Some people say it tastes bad, but F*CK them!!!!!

O man joe, i dun had to many snats, im gunna fight my mom, (throwing up), i luv you joe, gimme some mo snats!!!

by Colin Stutzman December 28, 2005