stump jumper

A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse.

Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

stump fucker

Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.

A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.

by Dilinger July 13, 2007

stump burning

Burning a stump, that's fucking all!

Gooch is going to do some fucking stump burning Friday.

by Gooch McJunkin September 20, 2017

Stump Puller

When tree guys come chop down a tree a stump remains. Tie a chain around the stump and then the other end around the earth whale’s waist then have them pull the stump out!

One needs to be rather corpulent to be an effective stump puller.

Look at the size of that stump puller at the buffet!

by Lyin’ Dog-Faced Pony Soldier December 30, 2020

stump butler

When you get a handjob from someone with a hook for a hand

I got so trashed last night I gave Someone a stump butler

by Vidartgemagicaldino May 12, 2021

Stump Fight

Wailling on one another with stumps of amputated arms.

Chris and I had a fucking stump fight bitch

by matthew wright September 21, 2005

stump sister

Women, usually with otherwise presentable figures, who have unusually large calves, usually grotesquely so.

She would be fairly good looking if she wasn't such a stump sister!

by jsaak1 July 24, 2006