A strong and silent type man / person . Someone who is also called an "ice cold man" . Someone who doesn't keep gossiping like girls but does some real work , like a man . Girls love Stoic men because , girls don't like a man who gossips like a girl . Stoic men are never emotional and always keep their shit together . Character trait mostly found in men of Taurus Zodiac Sign . Examples include men like , George Clooney , Pierce Brosnan , Gary Cooper , Cowboys and The Sopranos .
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Made guy - mr tony soprano , we lost a few of our liquor shipments in the sea .
tony soprano - these shit happen . we gotta move on .
made guy - but boss we thought you would be mad at us !!
tony soprano - what the fucks' the matter with youuu ?? these shit happen in business alright . get back to work now .
made guy - boss !! how do you manage to stay so calm everytime shit gets real ??
tony soprano - i am a stoic man for fuck sake !! that's what stoic men do , we get our shit together when shit gets real .
Made guy - mr tony soprano , we lost a few of our liquor shipments in the sea .
tony soprano - these shit happen . we gotta move on .
made guy - but boss we thought you would be mad at us !!
tony soprano - what the fucks' the matter with youuu ?? these shit happen in business alright . get back to work now .
made guy - boss !! how do you manage to stay so calm everytime shit gets real ??
tony soprano - i am a stoic man for fuck sake !! that's what stoic men do , we get our shit together when shit gets real .
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