Stand-up Fighter

1. Dominated in every grappling class ever attended.

2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.

3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.

4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.

5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.

Look at that bitch Red with his hands up in every picture... thinks he is MMA but that fool ain't nothing but a stand-up fighter.

by Scorched Earth April 12, 2010

stand your ground

A law that in some states lets you use deadly force to defend yourself in a public place if you see someone doing something suspicious and potentially dangerous, like being black.

Zimmerman was acquitted of the Trayvon Martin murder, thanks to Florida's stand your ground law.

by TSM Vez December 1, 2016

Stand Up Guy

Someone who won't give up anything under interrogation.
Standing up to questioning.

Cop: Awright asshole, where'd you get that illegal substance?
Guy: I dunno what that is or how it got there. Never seen it before.
Cop: Oh yeah? We're gonna lock up up and throw away the key if you don't tell us where you got that stuff.
Guy: I don't know NOTHIN' about it!

Dig it, you are a stand up guy!

by Straight Shooter October 16, 2007

stand up

The biggest shit that Dave Matthews has ever taken. Commonly passed off as an album, it is in fact a steaming pile of crap that when put in a cd player, plays the worst music that Dave Matthews Band has ever even imagined.

Bro #1: "Dude, whats that smell?"

Bro #2: "Bro, whats that sound?"

Bro #1 and 2: "OH! Chadwick must be listening to Stand Up again."

by jbarnes December 10, 2007

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

stand Bi

When a Bisexual is not dating anyone they are on stand Bi

I’m bisexual but I’m not dating anyone so I’m on stand Bi

by Sunflower_Love1625 November 19, 2020