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stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.
man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood
by v. March 30, 2005
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Stalkophile

A combination of a Stalker and a Pedophile.

These people are often disguised as ice cream man selling ice cream, and prey on little kids at the park. Sounds like a ordinary pedophile, but these people follow the little kids home, making them a stalker as well.
Sometimes known as Pedolker.
CHRISTINE YOO are such a Stalkophile.

Stop hitting on that 13 yr old EMILY CHUNG.
by Stalkophile May 22, 2009
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Stalkalicious

Someone so delicious you can't help but want to stalk them.
She was so stalkalicious, I spent 3 hours in the dumpster outside her appartment looking for naughty bits.
by Plettionary December 18, 2009
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stalkerdoodle

A person that is so infatuated with someone that they make up fake myspace profiles just to stalk them. They may even try to impersonate someone else just to break up a relationship.
That stalkerdoodle needs to go away!!!
by anti-stalkerdoodle April 10, 2010
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Stephen Stalk

An involuntry erection
While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"
by simi cameltopez May 7, 2008
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rotten stalk

when someone inserts a piece of celery into there partners ass, then procedes to pull it out and eat it. It may also be shared.
Tyler gave Janelle a rotten stalk.
Tyler put a piece of celery in Janelle's ass, then pulled it out and ate it.
by Nelly.Tyler. June 14, 2009
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Budget Stalker

A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.
Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?
by KidCuervo February 27, 2013
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