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Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)
As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.
by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011
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Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
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stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!
Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!
by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022
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stairs

something sunny loves to push mari down
basil: “i can’t believe you pushed her down the stairs! totally unrighteous bro”
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stair finger

When walking up the stairs, somebody below sticks their finger in your up your butt
You can’t even handle the stair finger!
by Lillaliens January 6, 2024
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Upstairs down stairs Derek

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.
by bin man June 21, 2025
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Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.
Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.
by Webbsters July 20, 2008
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