Skip to main content

Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me
“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly, what a spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Spasticmug.

Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.
Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up
by S0me Dude April 9, 2023
mugGet the Spasticmug.

archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
Al: "archie is a spastic"
mugGet the archie is a spasticmug.

rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
mugGet the rock-spasticmug.

Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake
Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”
by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021
mugGet the Spasticmug.

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.
You are a Spastic Timmy.
by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025
mugGet the Spasticmug.

psycho spastic

Sadie is in a psychiatric ward and in a wheelchair therefore she is a psycho spastic
by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024
mugGet the psycho spasticmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email