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to spork

To have an erection while spooning.
While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011
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Poopchute spork thinger

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by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022
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Suicidal Spork

A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference
Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork
by BumBro March 24, 2019
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shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
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Pork on a spork

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."
by Mondeblue February 23, 2013
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Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.
Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.
by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009
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to spork

To have an erection while spooning.
Jane laid as little spoon and John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 27, 2011
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