paddy spec

A medium or large (by European standards) saloon (that's a sedan, for you West Pondians) car with the absolute base level of equipment and trim. Purchased because having a crap larger car is supposedly better than having a well equipped but slightly smaller car. During the 1980s and 1990s major car brands actually produced special de-contented models for the Irish market, due to the very high taxes on cars and the poverty of the country at the time, but Paddy Spec is a 21st century phenomenon by people who should know, and can afford, better. The epitome of Paddy Spec is a base model Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer.

"That Avensis is a piece of shite, it's a Paddy spec"

by paddyspec August 30, 2025

Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.

After leg day I was full grandma spec

by Icyboner October 1, 2025

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.

A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.

by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019

The sub spectrum

1. n. The spectrum below or beneath the autism spectrum.
2. n. Foolish or socially inappropriate behavior.

Did you see Rick at my cousin's wedding?

Yeah, he was eating the flowers out of the center pieces.

That was totally on the sub spectrum. What's wrong with that guy?

by picc285 May 2, 2019

overly specific

The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.

And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.

Verbatim.

AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!

1) Her:

Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?

Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!

2) Friend #1

When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?

Friend #2

Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.

Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.

Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 29, 2022

Vesuvio Special

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter

Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special

by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015

Amber Heard Special

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)

Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

by the super penis man May 3, 2022