Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.

Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-

by JiggzAT March 17, 2010

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

shitface

A name for some people who resemble shit.

Mom: "Did you have a good time at shitface's house, Jimmy Jr.?"
Son: "Fuck yes mother!"

by Chigga whit sungrasses June 25, 2003

shitfinity

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.

Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!

by Refried February 22, 2004

shitfap

Combination of shit and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.

Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...

by Blarghne March 14, 2008

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

Shitfish™

A Shitfish™ is someone who rides coattails. Attempts to gain notoriety off the work of others. A shit fish is the lil fish who swim behind sharks eating their scraps instead of going off and finding their own food. A lazy uninspired person who aspires to benefit from the efforts of others merely by association.

That dude is such a ShitFish™ he starts fights with accomplished people publically just to get attention for his unknown website.

by AvidyaUS June 23, 2011