A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
Get the slippery skankmug. The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.
by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010
Get the slippery harpoonmug. A sexual term which entails someone jacking off a man. When he cums in the hand of that person, he/she rubs it all over their fist to lubricate it, and proceeds to fist him anally.
by Carmela Morrison October 8, 2007
Get the slippery tunnelmug. by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011
Get the Slippery Penguinmug. First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
by JazzyJews September 20, 2020
Get the Slippery Samsonmug. by joooooooooooooooooooebiden January 10, 2023
Get the Slippery Kazoomug. by Drunken Splooge September 5, 2017
Get the Slippery Giraffemug.