a band listened to by 12-14 year olds who wouldn't know good music if it bit them in the ass.
play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".
a stupid talentless band who should be shot.
play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".
a stupid talentless band who should be shot.
by Codeman November 19, 2003
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Have a bunch of unneeded members in it.
No solos just a bunch of power cords plus having a band wear a mask to cover up their fucked up faces. This could be also called a definition for no talent what so ever.
Have a bunch of unneeded members in it.
No solos just a bunch of power cords plus having a band wear a mask to cover up their fucked up faces. This could be also called a definition for no talent what so ever.
Nathan: Hey Juan, did you hear the new album from Slipknot.
Juan: NO!!
Nathan: Me neither.
Juan: I thought about hearing that band, but i want to finish elementary school.
Juan: NO!!
Nathan: Me neither.
Juan: I thought about hearing that band, but i want to finish elementary school.
by Eric The Lazy Cheetah July 2, 2008
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Slipknot is a ridiculously pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.
by Skeletine July 1, 2007
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Get the slipknot mug.n. Another one of those nu-metal rock groups that believe screaming and wailing nonsensical lyrics while “thrashing” on their guitars is a form of music. Hell, avoid this and all metal bands and new-age rock bands. Listen to something good, like David Bowie.
Notice how all the Slipknot fans do not use proper grammar? Notice how they have no grasp of the English language. Hell, the bastards wouldn’t know proper grammar if it crawled up and bit them in the ass.
by Verges May 23, 2004
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the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.
i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.
the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.
i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.
conversation 1, the wrong fan:
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.
conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!
slipknot is a waste of time
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.
conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!
slipknot is a waste of time
by thrash? don't mind if I do! July 31, 2008
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and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument
by esi88 January 7, 2010
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