Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

sleepish

To be used in place of sleepy(1), or when you are a mix of bored and sleepy(2), or when you're zoned out(3).

1) on aim: yo, im getting pretty sleepish here, gonna go get readyfor bed.

2)dude....I'm getting kinda sleepish...we should totally do something

3) girl1: OMG. did you see what a slut she is? and...blahblahblah...are you even listening?
girl2: huh? sorry..im really sleepish

by dots1228 May 29, 2008

Shleeping

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.

It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.

by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013

sleeping pull

when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better

man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"

by karisma October 23, 2006

Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

Cheese Sleeving

The act of coating your fist in Bach cheese and then viciously fisting a person.

As soon as they bent over, the cheese sleeving began.

by TheCheesesSleever October 17, 2018

Teabag Steeping

When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.

Adolf steeped his teabag so many times in Eva’s mouth. Teabag Steeping is keeps it alive.

by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022