Simp

the real definition of simp is

S-ucking

I-mportant
M-en’s
P-enises

if they’re not important men... sis why are your sucking their penises? why is their penis in your mouth?!

it’s time to ditch those loser men! get you someone who is important! a dick worth sucking for!

Girl 1: sis, no more sucking loser men’s penises!
Girl 2: bitch! we’re only SIMPS over here

by Mildred Money Bags March 21, 2021

Simp

A man who will do anything for the puss

Nico is a simp

by orgy4ever November 3, 2019

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player.

Most gamers are simps.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Simp

A person (Usually a male) who devotes a LOT for a girl who ignores/barely notices his efforts for her. Referred to by Gawr Gura as "Shrimp"

Person: Someone just donated $100,000 to this girl, what a simp!
Gawr Gura: Simp? Do you mean shrimp? I know what shrimp means

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

Simp

Someone who does everything possible to become a puss slayer
A dude who puts the girl before him for everything
Short for simpleton

Nick: Eliot Pick is an absolute simp!
AT: I know, isnt this like the 4th freshman he has tried to simp for this week?

by Autism68 March 12, 2020

SimPE

A program used to modify the sims 2. Is used to edit sims, create objects, as well as many other things. It can be downloaded at sims.ambertation.de .

SimPE is tons better than the simenhancer 2

by pseudonym April 10, 2005

Simp

Noun
A person who puts women above them.
Commonly associated with the name Derek.

"Derek is such a simp for Tayla."

by fuzzyboi June 8, 2020