Simeet

The true heiress and princess of the Ottoman Empire, named after the last necklace. She is a petite beautiful girl stuck at 26, has the perfect nose that even best plastic surgery couldn’t get you. If there’s a boost juice she will get the small size but still take a large sip of your Coke zero.

Hey look at that girl with that beauty spot and beautiful face. Yes that must be a Simeet.

by alphagenetic February 13, 2022

SimpSet Corpus

ROEL'S kadarism of less discipline and uncountable women sexual fantasy stimulant sex. The JaiMarxism of his religion defeats all shaded portion of dark effect of the mind frame curing euphoria of schizophrenia which all laughter is compensated five percent with image of the tri LOKA in JaiMarxism satisfying all blood types with sexually driven women with bodily diaphragm of attachment to ROEL. A triangular prism folding shield protection from all criminal intention.

SimpSet Corpus Christi Keith Roeloka Soleimy jinazi I got flag with a flash from a pipe paparazzi

by JaiMarxism April 28, 2022

simpseeker

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame

Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"

by DanitheDame June 27, 2022

simerent

similar but different

the american flag looks simerent to note book paper.

by Kevinw05 August 28, 2022

Siamese Dream

An album by The Smashing Pumpkins which consists of either grungy songs or soft love songs.

Siamese Dream is a kickass album by The Smashing Pumpkins. I'd say Siamese Dream and Gish! are my 2 favourite albums by The Smashing Pumpkins.

by UltimateDoge September 27, 2022

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

simisear

The definition of failure; creepy face, middling stats, bad level-up moveset, and worst of all, Pansear is so much better (cuteness-wise). Simisear is so bad that it was rated worst pokemon in Japan.

guy1: heyyyyyy i have fire stone time to evolve me pansear
guy2: dont simisear is ugly if you evolve him throw him in the water

by marill enjoyer December 11, 2022