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Get the Sifat mug.by Ben October 11, 2004
Get the sift mug.The art of supplying a truthful response to someone's nagging, busy bodied question(s) such that the person feels as though their question has been satisfactorily answered but yet do not understand the answer and are unable to provide a follow up question to gain clarification for fear of appearing to be a dumbass when basically having to repeat the question.
I laid the Sifu on Jessica when she asked where I was last week. She's still clueless and has left me alone about it.
by Roland819 December 7, 2006
Get the Sifu mug.Bob: Dude, Joe look at that fine piece of ass eying you on the other side of the bar
Joe: Sift...sift all night long
Bob: haha hellz yeah
Joe: Sift...sift all night long
Bob: haha hellz yeah
by siftfarmer November 9, 2009
Get the Sift mug.it is "as if not" you noob, gg random. sif its "as if you wouldn't/couldn't/shouldn't etc"
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by leet August 27, 2003
Get the sifn't mug.by oswaldy September 22, 2005
Get the sife mug.1 The bottom of you bag of weed. contains flakes and weed dust that often times is impotent. Sometimes used to add a little weight to the bag depeding on the douchitude of the dealer. or
2 If your getting ripped off the contents of your entire bag of weed
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2 If your getting ripped off the contents of your entire bag of weed
see shake
1 Weed conissuer 1: I just bought some of that bomb shit man.
Weed conissuer 2: Lets just through that little bit of Sift at the bottom and add it to the blunt to fatten it up a bit.
2 Newbe smoker 1: I paid 40 dollars for this. It looked like a bud because of how compressed it was.
Newbe smoker 2: thats definately 3 grams of sift dude... and it smells like middies
Weed conissuer 1: You bitches got owned. Smoke some of this Blueberry haze with us.
Weed conissuer 2: Lets just through that little bit of Sift at the bottom and add it to the blunt to fatten it up a bit.
2 Newbe smoker 1: I paid 40 dollars for this. It looked like a bud because of how compressed it was.
Newbe smoker 2: thats definately 3 grams of sift dude... and it smells like middies
Weed conissuer 1: You bitches got owned. Smoke some of this Blueberry haze with us.
by Refeerus Majoris January 28, 2009
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