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ship cock

Dressing one's cock as a ship, and having another sexually ride it in water.
Last night I was in a pool and my girlfriend Ship Cocked me
by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013
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ship ASAP

it means deliver as soon as possible ...probably
plesase "ship ASAP" this letter to COMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE 7-TH ARMY
by kesamirij January 9, 2012
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ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice
by douglas epley January 14, 2007
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Ship Name

A name that combines a couples two names. Usually the first letter of one name replaces the first letter of the other name.
Jessie and bill would be: bessie or jill. Thats a ship name.
by Kechup_54 March 23, 2017
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ship wreck

A person that is ugly or just beyond fixin up.
Busted, broke down, sloppy, not tryin to do nothing for themselves, hopeless, aint never gonna be anything
Damn man look at that ship wreck over their
by Dasupa 1 March 20, 2008
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Ship is Sinking

A term used for when a situation is progressively getting worse over
At a house party
Anton: "Man this party is so slow, there is like zero women here and no booze"
Leroy: " Yep, this ship is sinking, I am out"
by RaiRaijinn December 13, 2016
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Ship-Testing

Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.

This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.

A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.

A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.

A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.

Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:

“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”

“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”

“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”

“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”

“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”

“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
by Bright Barry Boland February 7, 2019
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