common sense 

1) Putting the pieces together using the knowledge that one already has. Usually obtained by having actual life experiences, as opposed to sitting at a desk of in front of a textbook all day.

The only type of knowledge in life that is truly useful over 99% of the time.

1) Jimmy spent eight years at his desk getting his advanced degree in mechanical engineering. He was hired happily straight out of college making $105,000 a year, but ultimately failed at even the simplest of automotive tasks, since he lacks the common sense to so much as change his oil.

It also took him 45 minutes to find the entrance on the hooker he hired on a lonely Friday night.

common sense by the way, do you like dags? January 13, 2009

undescended sense of humor

The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.

Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.

undescended sense of humor by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!

Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.

Common Sense Fairy by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012

trashon sense 

A skewed idea of fashion mostly seen in women where trashy or overly revealing clothes are considered chic.

Anne: How does this leopard skin shirt look on me? I cut it off below the boobs to show my belly. Pretty sexy with this jean skirt?

Lisa: Honey, you have some trashon sense.

trashon sense by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

Quantum Sense 

The common sense associated with recovering awareness about The Story of the Universe and our species common origin/creation story. Conventional wisdom of our foundational roots of origin.

All species and forms are related; It's Quantum Sense.

Quantum Sense says we all come into this existence from the same place.

Quantum Sense by herbybell April 2, 2010

Common Sense 

Being able to see the outcome of your actions before you do them.

Driving too fast in the rain? Common sense tells you that you could lose control.

Common Sense by Scarlettpoppies December 16, 2018

Diamond Sense 

Russ Diamond a local state politician from Pennsylvania has repeatedly claimed COVID 19 is a hoax and that mask use is not necessary. Although lacking formal education, he claims he is an expert on infectious disease. Russ owns one red shirt dress and a pair of crusty black jeans. Local organizations have tried to start fundraisers to buy Russ a new pair of jeans.

James will not wear a mask in the store. He is clearly suffering from a case of Diamond Sense.

Diamond Sense by Carl Leiss November 15, 2020