Scotland

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Fuck off you wannabees

Scotland is a place where the sheep gather round to get fucked in the ass.

by leo123456 January 30, 2024

Corpse stuck in Scotland

When someone is unexpectedly really dry after periods of being radio silent; Abruptly stopping texting, calling, or any communication, sometimes in a cryptic way.

A: Ugh, she was supposed to get back from her trip a few days ago and I haven’t heard from her!
B: Has she become a corpse stuck in Scotland?
A: Yeah what the hell, it’s just like she up and died or something

by Starboy02 July 4, 2023

SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume

DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW

SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume is the loudest thing ever.

by idkwhatnametoputhere July 15, 2023

Hun, Scotland

Hun is a fully loaded sectarian, bigoted term used by Roman Catholic Septic fan's. Everything from the colour of buses to the personal lives of football referees are "Huns" unless proven there nonce protectors. Hun is a Roman Catholics sectarian term for a Protestant/Presbyterian. They are smelly papish trampy bastards. GSTK.

Hun, Scotland is a sectarian term

by neillybaldy July 17, 2023

Scotland

A land full of Scottish people

An English guy enters scotland

by Rampz September 7, 2023

Scotland

doesn't exist.

#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

Scotland Birdbath

Filling a hot girls mouth with Irn Bru, making her go onto her knees with her mouth open whilst you dip your balls in the mouthful of Irn Bru. Essentially the same as a Mississippi birdbath but with Irn Bru instead of Kool-Aid.

Reight theen, beebs. Wud ya layke a wee Scotland Birdbath? Yes, ay knew ett!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 23, 2022