A business or governmental entity that is both a scam and a monopoly. Their apathetic activities often result in a lot of cursing from the general public.
CH: Those ass warts at AT&T keep raising my bills and I can't do a damn thing about it since my building isn't wired for any other services.
DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.
DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.
by TheDieLan June 26, 2018
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by johnismerry April 1, 2023
Get the schmogin' bono mug.A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
by beebsington April 26, 2010
Get the Schmoogly Schmoo mug.To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.
Last night I've schmoffed Chritina
by fraktal August 29, 2008
Get the schmoff mug.A mix between scene and emo for those who cannot decide between the two. Scemos are often very awesome and it is natural to be totally jealous of their awesomeness
They sometimes wear dark clothes like emos and sometimes a lot of color like scene kids. It depends on their mood.
They sometimes wear dark clothes like emos and sometimes a lot of color like scene kids. It depends on their mood.
xxEmoKidxx: Hey, are you emo?
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Pff, naww. I'm scemo.
xxEmoKidxx: Man.. I wish I was that awesome..
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Chyeahh.
xxEmoKidxx: *sniffle*
or..
xxSceneIsLovexx: Lyke hey nigz
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Hey there.
xxSceneIsLovexx: lyke omg you're cool. you mustsh bee scene ryte???
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Naww. Scemo. Jealous?
xxSceneIsLovexx: YESH!!
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yeah, take the pain.
xxSceneIsLovexx: Wow. You're totally made of awesomesauce.
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yes. I know.
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Pff, naww. I'm scemo.
xxEmoKidxx: Man.. I wish I was that awesome..
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Chyeahh.
xxEmoKidxx: *sniffle*
or..
xxSceneIsLovexx: Lyke hey nigz
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Hey there.
xxSceneIsLovexx: lyke omg you're cool. you mustsh bee scene ryte???
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Naww. Scemo. Jealous?
xxSceneIsLovexx: YESH!!
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yeah, take the pain.
xxSceneIsLovexx: Wow. You're totally made of awesomesauce.
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yes. I know.
by KatieIsTotallyScemo March 16, 2009
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