Sleep smile

A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.

Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.

by Path March 23, 2007

Sleep paralysis

Literally the scariest shit ever

Me - here a certain person gave me sleep paralysis all that time ago.
Person - no I didn't show me evidence
Me - ok, it's literally the scariest shit ever

by Petition Against Dosages May 30, 2017

Binge-sleep

Sleep for hours and hours in advance for coming days.

I'll binge-sleep this weekend, exams are coming.

by Thevirgin9gagger October 27, 2017

Sleep Swimming

The act of swimming in the early morning while still mentally asleep. Sleep Swimming is often seen at pools where swim teams practice at absurd hours of the day. It can also be known as swimming with your eyes closed while moving your arms and legs attempting to just survive until practice is over.

Me: Do we really have to have morning practice right after this eight hour bus ride!?

Teammate: Yeah dude I think so. It's going to be bad!

Me: Well if it's really true then i'm straight up Sleep Swimming!

by TheOriginalBigNate July 11, 2011

sleep jerky

The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky

by WoRdSmItH January 27, 2013

Sleep Roulette

The act of turning off your alarm and closing your eyes despite needing to go somewhere important, e.g. work.

I won sleep roulette today by waking up on time even after turning off my alarm.

by /NickSavage October 28, 2019

Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

by BigE77 March 14, 2011