Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

salamaking

the obnoxious act of liking everything on facebook.

104 new notifications? someone must be salamaking!

by pussylover11wowzers February 14, 2012

Salami Arms

An emo person. They slice their arms like they were made of salami, hence, "salami arms".

Since Jessica left Michael, he's become salami arms. See how he dresses in black, cuts his wrists and listens to Suicide Silence?

by Billy Barker November 25, 2013

Saitama

The greatest, strongest and most noble hero ever, he can one punch everything and anything (including Goku) he's the main protagonist of the best anime of all time, one strike man

Guy: hi-
Me: Saitama is stronger by lore

by Genos-kun_loLz January 15, 2022

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

salamdogs

slang word for a women whos nipples and areolae resemble a slice of salami.

Me: did u see that girls nipples
friend: yeah, fucking ultimate salamdogs

by red_knickers July 9, 2009