Urban Dictionary: Definitions by red

captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

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slang word for a women whos nipples and areolae resemble a slice of salami.

Me: did u see that girls nipples
friend: yeah, fucking ultimate salamdogs

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A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!

jen allen is hassle loads.

Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!

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