Stanford University

a place that everyone will praise you for getting into if you do get in, and that everyone will tell you has ugly girls and crappy parties if you don't. basically, it's impossible to decide if stanford is actually a good place to go to school, but it sure is badass. and also, it's impossible to get into; white middle-class kids with 1700 on their SATs and a few cool ECs get in, and half-mexican kids with 2250 on their SATs and legit ECs don't. it's the biggest crapshoot in the history of the universe.

"I got waitlisted at Stanford University, and am very bitter. If you got in, go elsewhere so that you can open up spots."

"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."

by chon3 April 1, 2008

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A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner.

Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"

Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."

by D H December 14, 2006

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Santford is often a very dorky type of boy. Into sci-fi tihngs like magic and wizards and such. In some cases he may have a problem with getting attention and will try anything to get it. He also thinks he knows everything there is to know

"Omg that Santford is so weird and annoying"

by JesusRox January 24, 2010

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Safford

To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.

Dude that is actually safford. Oh my god this is the most safford thing i have ever heard.

by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018

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