When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.
David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!
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I was walking down the street, and a Samahiaka came to kill me because I was not Dr. Butts Approved.
by Steve-OBSM May 10, 2008
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Other girls are jealous of her because they wish they were as likable and talented as her... She can do everything! She's got the looks and is quite the swimmer.
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He plays alot of video games.
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She is your best friend,your soulmate.
With every look in her face,you are falling even more in love with her.She is imperfect. She is inscure.she is scared.She doesnt text you for a week.She hurts you.it sometimes feels like,she doesnt love you the way, you love her.But thats not true.Samara loves you more than anyone ever did.She understands you.She is caring. She listens.There is no way, you could ever not love her. Samara is difficult, she is imperfect.She is human.
She brightens up your world,and even though loving her means pain sometimes,it is always worth it. She changes you,she inspires you,she makes you wanna me the best version of yourself. You will catch yourself looking at her smiling because you see all the things you ever wanted:
Her smile.Her laugh.Her hugs.Her brown eyes.Her nose,she hates.Her tiny hands. Her brown hair with two blonde wisps of hair.She listens to the best kind of music. She is smart.she adores you.She is funny.And you both get closer everday spending time with each other and at some time,there wont be anyone who knows you like she does.Loving her is warm because she makes you feel safe but it is also pain,because she can hurt you like nobody else.Loving her is hard, but it is always worth it.Keep her and love her.tell her the truth and forgive her.If you meet a samara,your life will become better than it ever was because there is someone who loves you purely.
Samara means home.
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