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swedish rooster tail

when a woman motorboats a mans buttocks
man, did you see that??? that chick just gave that dude a swedish rooster tail in the middle of the streets!!!
by mr spice February 23, 2011
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mud rooster

Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special
Gorton, you're such a mud rooster, quit following me!
by Gilbilly March 14, 2017
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riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.
“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
Fuck yeah, bro.”
by Shiggles July 16, 2014
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Red Hot Rooster

Also known as a "Red Hot Cock" this is the act of performing fellatio on a gentleman while you have a mouth full of red hot (cinnamon) candy.
The results can be mildly warm and pleasurable. Or sometimes cause searing pain.
It is also a good way for those who perhaps have a problem with the taste of semen to get past the taste - because pretty much nothing is going to override the intense taste of the fiery candy.
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Last night I gave Henry a red hot rooster. He didn't mind the heat too much. And it sure made his cum taste better.
by GushingForth August 15, 2016
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Socks on a rooster

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 1, 2017
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Rooster Illusion

1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.

2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008
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tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
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