rio ranger is my bf, hes a bit weird and fruity but thays ok. Hes super pretty and cute when I first saw him I immediately fell in love w him. Now I am dating him.
some1: sooo... u single?
me: nahh
some1: whos ur partner? *says this in a jealous tone*
me: rio ranger
some1: hes not real tho
me: he is real, he's literally next to me.
A sexual move when you position a girl doggy style and you crouch down facing her pussy and you insert your tongue and lick from her asshole to her clit many times till it creates a beige cream. Then you take the cream, whip it and put it into the girls coffee. When she says what the hell is this, u say it's a Rio di Janeiro capucino frapper!!!!
the jaymasta who plays partakes of half life and paintball and contributes to the 'posse' of the square of protecktion to proteckt the shagger from the opposing team.
rio del buttshaggit lead the posse of exi$t, ted, and dootiemasta to proteck the shagger as the shagger sniped down the opposing team with a high power rifle.