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religious masturbator

A religious masturbator is one who worships god as he or she has nothing better to do with their lives. Often, the point of being religious is to use churches and other christian events as social venues. They try to make God a 'cool dude' basicaly giving God a funboy image like themselves. Religious masturbators, or RMs for short, are often on the pull and use their apparant innocence as an RM in this act, unfortunately, most girls fall for this and in turn, usualy become RMs themselves.
If you go into a church and see a lad sitting in the middle of a group of girls wearing jeans, and an open collared white with light blue striped shirt, hair plastered with gel, u are looking at a religious masturbator
by Heavens Advocate May 13, 2005
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recognate

v. - To think again.
bitch, you best recognate
by Anonymous April 25, 2005
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relegate

To put out in the boondocks. To assign to a lower status.
If we get caught the boss will relegate both of us to the mail room. We sorted through all the photos and Kim and Shaila's were so blurry we had to relegate them to the garbage file.
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religeist

1: hostility toward or discrimination against any religion.
2: a belief that religion is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that religious differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular religion.
Kevin doesn't like the (insert an religion). He's such a religeist.
by ekk222 January 6, 2008
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re-log

when an online site wont load or loads the wrong pages and you need to log out and login again to fix it.
man my facebook confused its links so i had to re-log!
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your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised
your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion
by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016
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religion and politics

the two reasons why the world currently is a peice of shit
Religion: FOR ALLAH! *explosion*
Politics: FOR OIL! *invade middle east*
by largo September 27, 2004
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