Big-Box Religion

Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.

Seems like I'm a 'none'...can't hang with Big-Box Religion

by YAWA May 30, 2019

Religion Rapist

A person trying to force their religion beliefs onto you, even though you have told them were you stand on religion.

The priest is a religion rapist, he try to make me believe i was going to hell because I didn't wait to have sex till marriage.

by Princess.Clitoris October 22, 2010

Religionaly

another way to say religiously, created for the unintelligent or for those who wish to speak with bad grammer

Jim:"Those guys are going to comment religionaly on the shirt i am wearing"

by keeperdrew December 9, 2010

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015

Religioner

Someone who is a master of religion.

"Hey, did you hear how many times Zade prays a day?"
"YEAH, what a religioner!"

by Ronnie42 December 25, 2018

The Cheorge Religion

It is a prestigious religion led by Lord Charlie and Lord George, and overpowers the BRIDIEISM Society.

“The Cheorge Religion is amazing.”

by AlexsssHshsjsj January 26, 2021

white boi religion

If you are part of white boi religion you are Ethier named Kayle or Conner, you Ethier have a middle part mullet or a perm If you play cod you probably have every slur imagineable at your finger tips but however if you play fortnite you probably haven't hit puberty and your voice is really high pitched so your a squeaker also you play hockey 6 out of 7 days of the week you don't play it on Sunday because it's the Lord's Day :)

(Person one) What's Conner's religion

(Person two) white boi religion
(Person one) what's that?

(Person two) you don't wanna know...

by Marquisee November 3, 2021