Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum

I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.

by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010

Recession Gig

A job outside one's chosen career path, taken to make ends meet until the economy improves.

My job at Target is my latest Recession Gig (as I wait for the economy to improve for architects).

by Jimmy Zzzzz March 23, 2010

Recession Proof

when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.

Dag girl! That dress is recession proof!

by RecessionProofChick January 21, 2011

Recession Sex

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!

That recession sex lube has no staying power! What gives!

by ScottyG254 September 20, 2011

Recursive Strawman

A strawman by which you incorrectly characterise your opponent's argument as a strawman.

A: Trump has repeatedly demonstrated racially insensitive behavior

B: "Everyone I disagree with is Hitler."

A: That is a recursive strawman.

by ovusar December 7, 2020

Recession

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.

That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet

by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022

bankogenic recession

A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes.

The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson in an interview with The Times newspaper (UK) on 6th December 2008.

In The Times inteview Boris Johnson said. “I’m a friend of the bankers but do not forget this is a bankogenic recession. It wasn’t produced by some oil shock, it was produced by a crisis in the financial services industry.”

by Caiptean August 29, 2009