A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
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Stephen Colbert is a former correspondent for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, and now has his own show, The Colbert Report, running at 11:30PM EST , Monday-Thursday,and reruns at 8:30PM EST, which runs on Comedy Central (and various other stations worldwide).
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.
There isnt an example, just read the text above and watch The Colbert Report everynight! Along with The Daily Show!
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"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
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