An erection that does not have a precursor.
During a presenation on the real estate market Scott was surprised to see he had a roner since there was no obvious stimulant that would arouse him.
by DonE BDS February 28, 2010
Get the Roner mug.A real emotion that only men can fell, it is similar to feeling lonely, but is somehow different....
"I'm so, ronery"...*sighs*
by ChickenMootle February 21, 2009
Get the Ronery mug.An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.
He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.
He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.
Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.
"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)
"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)
by nation February 11, 2006
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Get the Rooney mug.the future of English and football, people who
insult or "hate" on him are too fat, poor and jeaulous to make something of their pathetic lives.
insult or "hate" on him are too fat, poor and jeaulous to make something of their pathetic lives.
by renegade May 14, 2005
Get the Wayne Rooney mug.A popular drug among teenagers - Short for 'Toblerone'. Can induce hallucinations and ecstatic behavior.
by EddyTheLad October 10, 2011
Get the Rone mug.A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.
In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).
Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)
His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!
Other common analogies include:
A waste of space.
Fabio's Little Rent-Boy
Talentless
Get back to Burger-King
W(anke)R! (wanker)
These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).
Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)
His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!
Other common analogies include:
A waste of space.
Fabio's Little Rent-Boy
Talentless
Get back to Burger-King
W(anke)R! (wanker)
These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'
England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!
England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!
by Marina and her Fuckin IUD June 21, 2010
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