Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 12, 2010

Had The Radish

Exhausted. Completely finished. Since radishes are often used as a garnish, if you've eaten the entire meal, you are "done" and if you've also eaten the garnish (had the radish), you can't possibly do anymore.

"After 10 hours of digging ditches, I've had the radish."

"This 20 year old lawnmower has mowed it's last lawn, it's had the radish."

by ZebraDonkey66 February 23, 2023

Radian Mode

1. a state of being where the person in question tends to fuck up or mess things up very badly

2. a common excuse used to justify seemingly retarded actions

Student: "Of fuck i got the wrong answer again!"

Teacher: " Hey homie make sure yo' caclucatin' device ain't in radian mode!!"

Person 1: "Damn dat nigga done fucked up real bad. He be goin to jail fo' 15 years fo' murder. What da fuck was he thinkin??"

Person 2: "Naw dude it wudnt his fault. He was in mutha fuckin radian mode!!"

by Redsoxfan1792 November 2, 2009

genitanal radiation

A warm to hot region left behind on a chair by someones ass or genitals when they get up.

When Sally got out of her chair, I sat in it. Her ass an pussy threw off so much genitanal radiation, you could fry an egg on the chair!

by Bahdog March 24, 2007

Radiohead

To give a blowjob while humming a popular song.

"Yo, dude! Belinda gave me the best radiohead last night!"
"Yeah, what'd she hum?"
"Lady Gaga B)"

by thatmotherfucker December 2, 2011

Black Radish

A real, unequivocally dirty, hairy butthole. Generally surrounded by bits of toilet paper, feces, and/or heat bumps.

Guy 1: "Yeah dude, Jenny got real drunk last night!"
Guy 2: "She did?! Tell me more!"
Guy 1: "Jenny dropped her pants and gave everyone a view of her black radish!"

by Travis McDermot April 16, 2011

Radiohead

You know, they're that band that sing:
"I'm a creeeep, i'm a wiienner"

you're nothing but a crybaby, crybaby!-Radiohead, Scott Tenorman Must Die.

by Sflik January 10, 2008