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In Zap Comix, Captain Pissgums, a classic pirate character from the sick, brilliant mind of cartoonist S. Clay Wilson, used to say something when he was desiring to bugger one of the other shipmates -- "I have a whim... for a bit of quim."
"Feelin' that need for some spicy quim again."
by Frequent User January 21, 2024
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Him Quim

A Victorian-era English slang term for boi pussy.
Oy mate! Be a good lad and bend over so I can see your him quim!
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Quim

Quim is historically associated with British slang, where it has functioned as a misogynistic slur, much like the c-word or p-word. Because it has been used to reduce a woman to her genitalia (and to liken a man to female genitalia), quim is not only vulgar but also sexist.
"Why would a man want to be friends with a quim like you?"
"This is my bargain, you mewling quim."
by Blair Waldorf XOXO September 28, 2021
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Quim Hymn

Air escaping from the Vagina during sex.
I had a great time last night whilst drilling Ange, her vagina sang me a quim hymn.
by Ansla July 30, 2021
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Quim

The professor was speaking about sexual transmitted diseases during the Dark Ages and used the word Quim. A student interrupted asking for the definition and another student shouted out, "man I knew you were a virgin, it means pussy!"
by mia.dancer August 26, 2022
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Quim Tickle

When you go to shake a females hand but she goes in for a hug and you accidentally tickle her minge.
Forgot my boss was a hugger and accidentally gave her a Quim Tickle the other day.
by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022
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quiming

is in much the same league as felching although quiming refers to a lady
after i had ejaculated i gave her a good quiming
by john December 4, 2004
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