New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.

Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.

by Henry56789 January 30, 2008

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

Quarantining

The act of being in quarantine during a pandemic.

Ex: Sorry I haven’t been able to see, I’ve been quarantining.

by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021

Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.

"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 16, 2021

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

modified enhanced community quarantine

The second harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines

Metro Manila was placed under modified enhanced community quarantine from May 16 to May 31, 2020.

by Etewilak May 6, 2021

Quarantine

When 2020 decided to end many lives. FU

2020 quarantine will end all of us

by Urban killer 911 October 6, 2020