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plancha

Uruguayan urban tribe, connected with argentinian "cumbieros"
He looks like a Plancha
by cubodelnorte December 9, 2008
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Puerto Rican Diet Plan

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.
I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.
by ryanayr August 31, 2011
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plan b

What your parents should have done....
if they would have used plan b, you would not be here.
by Megan Josaphine Rotunda January 5, 2008
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Plancha

Uruguayan version of a british chav or argentinian villero. They wear sports clothes, bleach their hair, mumble instead of properly speaking and love riding buses with their cellphones playing cumbia villera out loud so everyone can hear. Oftenly come from poor or working class backround, with some exceptions (just like wiggers).
"- Hey, I got my cellphone stolen last night"
"- How did that happen?"
"- A bunch of planchas appeared and kicked my ass for absolutely no reason".
by UruguayanBitch June 21, 2013
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Palanoia

pal·a·noi·a (pal-uh-noi-uh)

Contraction: Palringo/Paranoia

A mental disorder characterized by the baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others on the Instant Messenger Application: Palringo. Usually due to the baseless and excessive behaviour OF OTHERS ON THE APPLICATION PALRINGO! B*STARDS! I KNOW YOU HATE ME!
Example:

Jane: Hey john, do you wanna see my boobs?

John: STFU Simon I know it's you on ur free Palringo!

Jane: dude, palanoia much?
by O to the G - oldgreggggggg December 31, 2011
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milf plan

When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."
"Did you hear Lauren wants to have a kid soon?"
"Oh yeah, she's on the milf plan."
by Milflicious July 1, 2009
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Redneck Retirement Plan

Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.

Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
Hopefully my Redneck Retirement Plan will pay off this week.
by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009
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