Punters pub

When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.

Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next

by Richard Hasherpes August 21, 2009

putero

Puerto Rican slang for a gentlemen’s club or “strip club”.

“..Tirando dinero adentro’l putero..”

-Bad Bunny, Latin Trap Artist

by lysbelle March 4, 2018

pufters

Pufters are Irish lads who privately hold a gay romance while outwardly displaying homophobia. Generally pufters will move away from Ireland together so they can hold their relationship without the danger of being exposed in their home country.

Q:Why did John and Fergus move all the way to Korea?

A:They must be pufters

by SineadO December 29, 2011

Button pusher

One who likes to push buttons. That is, a person who enjoys getting people irritated and starting fights and arguments; a colloquial term for an instigator.

Not to be confused with button masher.

Sarah: Ooh, that Steve is such a dick! He keeps making fun of my weight even though he knows I'm sensitive about it. Kate, do you think I'm fat??

Kate: No, no. Don't worry about Steve, he's just a button pusher.

by ShAdOwZ August 8, 2009

poster's remorse

when you post a word on UD, but then change your mind and would like to remove it

After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how

by Meadow Soprano November 9, 2005

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Baby Punter

See Gene Snitsky.

Also see Baby Killer.

Gene Snitsky is a baby punter!

by Xero Limit 126 January 5, 2005