soul provider

the masterpiece from zayn and liam Payne that sadly was never released

someone: why are u crying?
me: the only lyric we heard from soul provider is "i can't be without my love i'm nowhere right, can't-"

by soulprovider November 10, 2021

povious

obviously pissed off

Darian was povious when his mom told him it was going to be a bare bones day.

by Marnit February 3, 2010

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

Woke Privilege

A state of amplified self righteousness, rooted in an unconscious desire to identify oneself with oppressed cultural groups, that facilitates snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.

Eben had been tactless all his life, but his A grade in a women's studies course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.

by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021

metabolic privilege

biological advantages that enable endless eating, drinking, risk taking, and other degenerate behavior at little cost

farnsworth exercises his metabolic privilege by partying, traveling, working out, and building businesses while working a full time job and not needing much sleep

by young farnsworth March 19, 2022

behind the counter privileges

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.

I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!

by stevensc May 19, 2010

E-girl privilege

E-girl privilege is the special treatment females receive on the Internet usually within online communities like discord or other gaming/chatting communities. Pretty much the online manifestation of female privilege

User1: what happened to the conversation?
User2: idk man

User3: it’s cus a female joined and now everyone’s giving her attention

User1: why?
User3: it’s because her E-girl privilege

by Colonal_Sanders March 3, 2019