Preston

He is extremely gay and thrives for long juicy dick.

Preston wants to suck Oliver's dick.

by KILLYOUSELF December 7, 2017

pronto

"Soon" in Spanish

Need this done pronto.

by ANicknameForAll December 14, 2012

Preston

A town where a bunch of dudes gang banged Ryan

Remember that time we went to Preston and plowed Ryan so hard that he looked like a melted ice cream cone?

by organicAVENGER August 28, 2018

procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.

He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.

by DukieP April 28, 2005

preston kelly

Also known as "Spotty Dotty" this petite bundle of joy is the perf combination of class, sass, looks, tits, ass, sluttiness, and intelligence. Fellas grab her while she's hott.

"Preston Kelly, what's the deal for tonight?"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"

by The Trapper Keeper January 3, 2008

Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

Preston, Maryland

Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.

1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.

2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.

1. Oh trust me. I do.

2. Thanks.

1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?

2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.

by XxNikafaxX June 1, 2012