pootion

Dropping some ultimate pooties

I think i need to go home and change my underwear i just smeared my shorts with a pootion

by Scotty LaDouche February 13, 2014

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MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD

brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring

by tisgigm March 30, 2011

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Social probation is one of the sever punishments known to the human kind. Only crimes that involve treason towards mankind, involve exceptional brutality, mass murder or throwing a party after midnight on Friday are punished with social probation. The last person known to be sentenced to social probation was Judas Iscariot.
When on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. The only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.

Man, you better not throw a party at your room after midnight on Friday - you don't want the hiumnes to come and put you on social probation.

by Big-Momma November 20, 2010

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bromotion

(bro-motion)
when your bro gets a preomotion at work.

phill went from being janitor to the boss.

phill got a sweet bromotion

by james morse October 2, 2007

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Friend probation

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two

When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.

by dan6661 December 14, 2010

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directly proportional

immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount

girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007

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