potosexual

If you are attracted to potatoes.

I identify as potosexual

by barrstool January 21, 2022

Dromosexual

Dromosexual (adj./noun) – A person who is irresistibly drawn to drama, thrives on attention, and constantly seeks to be the center of every situation. They exaggerate stories, present themselves as the ultimate authority on all topics, and refuse to be wrong. They project an image of being the toughest, most dominant person in the room, constantly boasting about their strength, skills, or past experiences. However, beneath the facade, they are a complete coward, a habitual liar, and a failure who fabricates achievements to cover their deep-seated insecurities. Their social interactions are fueled by an insatiable need for validation, control, and recognition, despite lacking the substance to back it up.

That guy at the bar is being a real Dromosexual right now.

by SabinFF6 February 7, 2025

primesexual

Being attracted to prime souls GIGANTIC DUMPTRUCK ASS

Dave: applesaue is primesexual
John: What's that mean.
Dave: Being attracted to Minos primes GUGANTIC DUMPRTUCK OF AN ASS

by CHCOPUDIN September 13, 2025

closet bromosexual

Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:

1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27

Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.

Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!

Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.

Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!

Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!

by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011