promiscuous

easyor sleeps with multiple partners.

female who sleeps with a lot of guys to feel in power or in need to feel better about themselves even though people look down upon it.

by Jessica Dvenport July 2, 2004

i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

by Rahera February 20, 2017

promiscuous woman

the most skankiest woman out there. She likes humping anything in site that is in the shape of a pickle. She has orgasms when she passes hotdog stands. she enjoys sensual walks through the playground.

Charlotte walked down main street wearing a green lacy thong and a wife beater with her wet vagina dripping all over her hotdog man. she is a promiscuous woman.

by crisped rice November 13, 2007

Procasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

Promise

Something that people make so that they can be broken. A promise is like a heart, if it's given out easily, it's broken easily. A promise is a word which is misconceived, it is meant to build trust between people when really it does the complete opposite. Promises should never be made for they are always broken.

He promised me he'd changed.

by ShannOU November 1, 2010

Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

Promised Land

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.

1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.

by LorgSkyegon October 2, 2004