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Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
by Mattoco May 20, 2008
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Procrastinating

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!
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The Procrastinator

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.
“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.
by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020
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Procrastination

A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.
You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.

Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
by aint_david May 8, 2021
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Procrastinating

No, I'm not procrastinating.
by ThatPyro September 14, 2015
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Procrastination

Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!
-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017
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Procrastinating

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"
by Jsfadd February 7, 2015
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