pelican disease

when your mouth is bigger than your ass

Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.

that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.

by eviljeasus February 3, 2008

predicitation

When someone fails so unbelievably bad that they instantaneously contract every STD known to man.

When someone loses a philosophical debate three times in a row they would be in quite a predicitation.

by ROFLSAUSAGE-wheh July 13, 2010

Prediction

Something that is foretold,a vision of the future,a prophecy

I'm seeing a prediction of your future.That you're gonna become a great bussinessman.

by BlackPohatu October 5, 2016

Pelican

"one woman holds three penisus, one in each hand and one in her mouth, if done at opposite motions it appers to look like a pelican flying"

"that ho is damn goog at the pelican

by sweatyandready May 1, 2010

Brown Pelican

The act of anal fucking a female with your balls then having the female give you head with the shit covered balls draping down, resembling a pelican with a brown gullet.

"My night wasn't complete until I pulled the Brown Pelican"

by Mike bob January 18, 2007

Pelican Beard

The manifestation of feces on the underside of a man's scrotum.

Dude, I had liquid poop followed by gas, and blew a Pelican Beard on my balls!

by Shoegazer86 September 23, 2010

Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010