original poster

The first person to post or comment within a form-style collection of comments.

By creating a new thread, the original poster opens a discussion on a particular topic.

by Ant90 March 24, 2020

possertunity

means a chance, a possible opportunity.

"Is there a possertunity to stay up until midnight?"

by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006

poser punk

Hilary Duff acting/being punk

She thinks she so punk by wearing converse and black clothes and a studded belt.. Oh wow shes so punk..Not

by shut_up_x September 14, 2005

Lent poser

A person who doesn't go to church or is not otherwise religious who gives up something for Lent and then tells everyone they know about their pious self-denial.

Despite having missed the last 2343146 consecutive Sundays in church, David gave up chocolate for Lent. He then proceeded to tell everyone on Twitter about it. He's such a Lent poser.

by Lusid's Ghost February 17, 2010

poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

by Shibby September 8, 2005

Run Poser

n: While a person is on a run, they will increase their speed to a, roughly, 95% sprint when in the sight of others. Once out of sight, they will slow down to the jogging or walking state that they were in before being noticed.

Earl - "Look at Jim go! He can really run."
Billy - "Don't be fooled, Earl. I hear Jim is a real run poser."

by TheManOfTheMan January 1, 2010

Stool Pusher

A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.

When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?

by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010